If you were forced to wear one outfit over and over again, what would it be?
Naturellement, Louis Catorze would choose a fetching all-black ensemble.
Not only does black hide the dirt better than most other colours – sometimes it’s just better not to know what crud you’ve been thrashing around in – but it has the added bonus of concealing you when you’re on nefarious nocturnal missions. Sneaking off in the middle of the night to some place you have no business being, to do something you absolutely shouldn’t be doing, is so much more difficult if you’re bright orange or paper-white.
Furthermore, distinctive colours make it more difficult to pin your neighbourhood misdeeds upon others; “It must have been some other ginger cat with green eyes, white paws and a gigantic, fluffy tail” somehow isn’t as convincing as, “It must have been some other black cat”.
Black is also very versatile; you don’t have to change your outfit for Hallowe’en. And black matches everything. Here is Louis Catorze, provide this by accessorising with a bespoke cobweb fascinator in silver grey:
Great style!!
Where can I purchase the handsome cobweb fascinator? I need it for my 2023 Official Halloween portrait. Purrs, Darth Vader
The cobweb fascinator is kind of … foraged. No two are the same. ???
But I WANT it! Do you accept bitcoin? How about miscellaneous rodents? Purrs, DV
If you have just the heads of the miscellaneous rodents, Louis Catorze is listening.
Love it! ?
Always a style icon.
He’s always an idiot. ???